APPLIED SCIENCE EXPERT AMY ALKON
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One Last Kiss
Jessica Jane
--Groom-To-Be
YOUR APPROACH to fidelity is best described as "very high school." You're essentially looking for somebody to give you a hall pass to cheat on your fiancee: "Here...go screw the other girl silly, but don't be late to geography."
To decide what to do, crawl out of your textbook and start peering into windows with me, a la Dickens. You be Scrooge; I'll be the ghost. (The literary angle should help us plea-bargain any peeping Tom charges.)
Okay...so I'm leading you up to a row of modest, late 20th century apartments. We stop in front of a window with sheer curtains and peer in. Wow -- somebody's having some pretty wild sex. It's...it's...you!...and that hot chick you were talking about...moaning, sweating, grinding away. Now I see why you couldn't help yourself. She's outrageous. And that's some hot sex she's giving you. Only...wait...look at your face -- that's not your face. And that's not the girl. It's...it's your fiancee...and the best man! Well...maybe he's not the best man, but now your fiancee can give you a definitive answer on which one of you is better.
Still feel like cheating?