Hourglass Half-Empty

I'm the classic hourglass-figured woman, with very large breasts. I recently discovered that my boyfriend is into women with boyish bodies and flat chests. In fact, he finds big breasts "vulgar." (I saw a YouTube video he made with his friends this summer, and he was very vocal about his preferences.) This confirms my suspicions that he isn't physically into me. I'm ending it, but wondering why we're even together.

--Disappointed

You've got what so many guys want -- that classic movie star body. Unfortunately, the movie star body your boyfriend goes for is that of the guy who plays Harry Potter. He's probably bought into the idea that it's shallow to dismiss a girl just because she's got cantaloupes in her bra instead of raisins. Maybe he thinks he can work up an attraction if he just makes enough of an effort. Unfortunately, that's not how attraction works. And, good intentions aside, it's cruel to be with somebody one secretly finds "vulgar" from the neck down. Luckily for you, the problem of having an hourglass figure and "very large breasts" is right up there with the problem of owning way too much beachfront property. The sooner you end it, the sooner you'll be reminded of that, and the sooner your boyfriend can get with a woman he's really into -- one who's less classic hourglass than classic Heineken bottle.